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Postby burninfool on Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:51 pm

Apple Computer reported today that it has developed an MP3 player that can be implanted and play music inside women's breasts (in stereo, of course).

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining that men just stare at their breasts, and never listen to them.

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Postby dolphinius_rex on Thu Apr 26, 2007 10:13 pm

Hehehe, good one :wink:

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Postby pranav81 on Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:27 am

dolphinius_rex wrote:Hehehe, good one :wink:

iBoob =D>


That was a good one! :)

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Postby Wesociety on Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:11 am

dolphinius_rex wrote:Hehehe, good one :wink:

iBoob =D>

Should be plural though? iTits.
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Postby dolphinius_rex on Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:47 am

Wesociety wrote:
dolphinius_rex wrote:Hehehe, good one :wink:

iBoob =D>

Should be plural though? iTits.


I kept it singular in order to keep it close to iPod.

I wonder if it would interface properly with the iBuzz? :lol:
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Postby LoneWolf on Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:01 am

The perkier models will be named iBounce. Colored iBras will be touted as the "must have" accessory for this season, in a shrewd cross-licensing deal with Nike Athletics and Victoria's Secret.

wait...Did I just say that out loud?
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Postby Dartman on Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:48 pm

OOOH! Ibreasts's =P~
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