Shirt off is about as close to naked as it gets
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a way.... but something so totally impossible to think of, that no one would ever get it. Programmers are evil that way, and they like to laugh at people.
Now, if we could find a way to get at the source for this little applet
Punch Cards -> Paper Tape -> Tape Drive -> 8" Floppy Diskette -> 5 1/4" Floppy Diskette -> 3 1/2" "Flippy" Diskette -> CD-R -> DVD±R -> BD-R
The Progression of Computer Media