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Chewbacca Sexually Assaults Marilyn Monroe

Postby Ian on Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:48 pm

RRaaaawwwwrrrrr!!!

http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_189191142.html

A Chewbacca impersonator is accused of sexually assaulting a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then reportedly evaded arrest, police said.

According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.

The sidewalk in front of the Kodak Theater, which is part of the Hollywood at Highland complex, is often crowded with characters that pose for tourist cameras and tips. On occasion, police have been sent to the complex to separate feuding actors.

Earlier in the year, police arrested an actor in a Chewbacca costume after a tour guide told him to stop harassing a pair of Japanese tourists. Police are unsure if the same wookie is involved in Sunday’s assault.

The premiere of the new "Harry Potter" movie was under way during the alleged altercation, Los Angeles police Sgt. David Torres said.

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

However, Torres is sure the hairy assailant would be caught soon.

"He's always there (at the theater)," he said.
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Postby Wesociety on Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:09 pm

Now that is some weird/funny ish...

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Postby SithTracy on Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:53 pm

It's not wise to upset a Wookie...
Let the Wookie "In"
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Postby Ian on Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:50 pm

SithTracy wrote:Let the Wookie "In"


#-o
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