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Postby UALOneKPlus on Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:42 pm

hehe. Ian, buy a cat! :lol:
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Postby Ian on Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:20 pm

We have two of them.. they're lazy and stupid.
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Postby Ian on Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:45 pm

Guess who's back
Back again
Hamster's back
Tell your friends

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Postby Spazmogen on Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:38 am

Kill it now while you still have the chance.

Just sneak up behind it with a butcher knife...muttering "see how they run, see how they run..."

Do this about 3am. on a night with a full moon.

And never mind that cruelty to animal charge. It will get dropped.

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Postby dolphinius_rex on Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:33 am

Spazmogen wrote:Kill it now while you still have the chance.

Just sneak up behind it with a butcher knife...muttering "see how they run, see how they run..."

Do this about 3am. on a night with a full moon.

And never mind that cruelty to animal charge. It will get dropped.

Trust me.

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Postby Spazmogen on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:26 am

I've been reading Hunter S Thompson books again.

Can you tell?

Besides, JamieW would recommend using a Barrett 50 CAL sniper rifle from about 6" on it.
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Postby JamieW on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:51 pm

I've always been a proponent of using the right tool for the job. For the hamster, I'd recommend a mouse gun.

Why you going to spend $5 to kill a $3 hamster? Might as well buy another hamster and have a hamster fight.

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Ian, you should buy another hamster and have a hamster fight.
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Postby Ian on Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:53 pm

The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.
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Postby Spazmogen on Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:00 pm

Ian wrote:The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.


I shudder to think what's going to get posted next :o
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Postby CowboySlim on Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:06 am

I'd get some ExLax and lace his food with it. Then you'll be able to smell him out. And when he stops to crap, grab him.

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Postby bill on Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:51 am

Ian wrote:The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.
:lol:



They must have been married...
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Postby LoneWolf on Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:41 am

Spazmogen wrote:
Ian wrote:The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.


I shudder to think what's going to get posted next :o


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Postby Ian on Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:21 pm

Sad news...

The hamster died over the weekend. He was a bit out of it on Friday and was wandering around his tank. By Saturday night, he had passed on to hamster heaven.

My son has recently shown an interest in the hamster and hasn't noticed yet that he isn't in his tank anymore. Now I have to either get another hamster or come up with some story as to what happend to him.
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Postby Wesociety on Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:32 pm

Sorry to hear the little furball passed away.

This thread is hilarious. Numerous laughs during the read through.
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Postby CowboySlim on Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:19 pm

My pet suggestion is obvious.
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Postby RJW on Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:47 am

Well let's lower the level even more then.

Rude hamster looking for love. :o . Not for the faint hearted.

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