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New Screech Sex Tape - Saved by the Smell

Postby Ian on Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:41 pm

And people wonder how he lost all his money...

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/sex-ta ... 203601.php

Prepare yourselves, for all of Western civilization is about to destroyed by the latest, utterly irreparable tear in the washed-up-celebrity/amateur-sex-tape continuum. This morning's news of a forthcoming Dustin "Screech" Diamond fornication video certainly signals the end of days, not only because of the childhood nostalgia-annihilating debasement of its onetime child star, but because of the highly theoretical sex act supposedly performed by a person whose previous on-screen romantic entanglements were limited to a severe case of Lisa Turtle-supplied prepubescent blue balls.

As much as I like Screech, he's the last celebrity I'd want to see in a sex tape.
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