Some truly weird stuff comes out of Japan:
I took a stab at translating it, for those who wish to understand the true weirdness of it all:
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/cfitz771/ ... man_Ad.doc
My Japanese isn't very good, so I know there are mistakes in my translation and some portions I wasn't able to translate at all, but you can get a feel for it.
I wish I could tell you whether this is for real or whether it is some sort of parody. Either is quite possible.
By the way, it includes the secret for winning the love of beautiful women - who knew?