by Turkeyscore.com on Mon Mar 24, 2003 12:05 am
52.4% i got called an engineering dork. Is it bad that I was able to finish all of the monty python Quotes? I can do the entire scene of most of those.
"A swallow may fly south for the winter but these are not strangers to our land?"
Guard 1: "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"
King Arthur: "not at all, they could be carried"
Guard 1: "A swallow carrying a cocunut?"
Arthur: "it could Grip it by the husk"
Guard 1: "it's not a matter of where he grips it, it's a simple matter of weight ratios, a 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut"
Guard 2: It could be carried by an african swallow.
Guard 1: an african swallow maybe but not a european swallow thats what im talkin about.
Guard 2: oh and african swallows are non migratory...suppose 2 swallows carried it together?
Guard 1: No they'd have to have it on a line!
Guard 2: that's easy.....(fades to next scene)
(next scene is the witch burning scene. I will not quote that one but i do almost know that one.)
(is it bad that i knew that entire scene by heart?
