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Alright people, tell me how much you make!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:30 am
by MonteLDS
Hourly
Monthly
Yearly

whatever one you like, and tell me what you do. Inspire me on what jobs make the money and what jobs don't

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:17 am
by Ian
I clean toilets... $5 an hour. $5.25 if I work overtime. :roll:

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:21 am
by dodecahedron
Ahh...the land of the rich.
over here you only get $2.20/hour for cleaning toilets!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:00 pm
by MikeTR
Ahh...the land of the rich.
You got toilets..... :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:56 pm
by cfitz
I was going to add "You get paid for cleaning toilets?", but MikeTR already beat me to the punch with a better rejoinder. :lol: Well done all! :D

cfitz

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 5:23 pm
by Inertia
I'm the Geek in a circus. I get all the raw chicken I can eat. :x :-? :cry: 8)

PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:08 pm
by cfitz
I thought the geeks were only entitled to eat the heads of the chickens...

cfitz

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:30 am
by CowboySlim
I work in a bottled water factory for the federally mandated minimum wage. I am an inspector at the incoming dock for the 5 gallon dispenser bottles. Some bottles have been used for unauthorized purposes prior to their return. I am to identify those and pull them out for the precleaner machine.

My job title is "PI__ SNIFFER TRAINEE"
:x

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:53 am
by Inertia
cfitz wrote:I thought the geeks were only entitled to eat the heads of the chickens...

cfitz


That's only during the show for the rubes. After the show I have my "all you can eat" feast, spitting out feathers as I gobble. :-? :x :D

I have heard of some poor unfortunates that work for chicken feed. In my prestige job I have advanced to working for chicken. 8) :D :P

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 1:19 am
by cfitz
Inertia wrote:That's only during the show for the rubes. After the show I have my "all you can eat" feast, spitting out feathers as I gobble. :-? :x :D

If I had known about that fringe benefit, I might not have given up so easily the first time my application was denied. :( :-? :wink: Do you get to eat snakes as well?

cfitz

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 1:47 am
by Inertia
Yes cfitz, snakes are a special treat. After you bite the heads off, just peel of the skin like a banana peel and choke it down. Mmmm---. Image

They're still a little wiggly when first eaten, probably because they don't know that they're dead. Once the stomach acids dissolve them, everything is quiet again. Image Sometimes they digest "a little faster" than intended. Image


If you're still interested, bring your own chicken to the next job interview and give them a demo of your head biting technique. Image

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:51 pm
by Inertia
MonteLDS,

Here is some more help from Demotivators® in choosing your career field.

The folks at Despair, Inc. have done research in increasing success by lowering expectations. :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 4:55 pm
by Spazmogen
Inertia wrote:MonteLDS,

Here is some more help from Demotivators® in choosing your career field.

The folks at Despair, Inc. have done research in increasing success by lowering expectations. :wink:


I agree.

As a civil servant THIS has been my personal motto.

It hangs over my computer desk in living colour.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 6:46 pm
by cfitz
Inertia wrote:Here is some more help from Demotivators® in choosing your career field.

Good one, Inertia! :lol:

On a serious note, MonteLDS, choosing a career based on its earnings potential is not a wise way to plan your life. I'm not saying salary should not be considered at all, but it certainly shouldn't be a primary determinant.

cfitz

PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 9:35 pm
by CowboySlim
I always agree with cfitz. Good advice.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:24 am
by Inertia
You may have noticed, MonteLDS, that nobody has answered your original question.

You seem to still have some issues and dimished sensibility with respect to personal privacy boundaries. To be blunt, how much anyone earns is none of your business. 8)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:30 am
by CowboySlim
You may have noticed, MonteLDS, that nobody has answered your original question.

Allow me the liberty, Inertia, to paraphrase your statement.

.......that nobody has answered your oringinal question in a serious vein.

Unless, of course, I really do sniff for __ss in returned water bottles.
:lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:44 am
by Inertia
CowboySlim wrote:Unless, of course, I really do sniff for __ss in returned water bottles.
:lol:


CowboySlim, I thought maybe it was the little known Sniffology discipline of Thermodynamics. :D :D :D

PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 2:35 pm
by UALOneKPlus
Very wise advice. I know lots of teachers who love to teach, and if they considered salary, they would not be in teaching.

As to how much I make - I make okay money. I live as if I only make 1/3 the money that I earn and stuff the rest into retirement, investments, and a cash account in preparation to start my own business some day.

cfitz wrote:
Inertia wrote:Here is some more help from Demotivators® in choosing your career field.

Good one, Inertia! :lol:

On a serious note, MonteLDS, choosing a career based on its earnings potential is not a wise way to plan your life. I'm not saying salary should not be considered at all, but it certainly shouldn't be a primary determinant.

cfitz

PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:35 am
by jtan
here in philippines you get US$4 per day to clean toilets...

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by VEFF
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:36 pm
by BuddhaTB
I don't make enough! :P

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:05 pm
by CowboySlim
I don't make enough!
to buy another 50 pairs of shoes each week.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 1:34 pm
by VEFF
CowboySlim wrote:
I don't make enough!
to buy another 50 pairs of shoes each week.


No, he wanted to buy that $30,000 pair on the ebay charity auction ;)