11.FORUM SURFER
Public Humiliation:50%
This person lives on the internet and comments on topics whether or not they know anything about the subject,sometimes to start a flamewar.Although there is no public humiliation offline that number is 100% when the forum surfer is caught in a lie and is flamed into exile.
Damage To Sex Life:50%
If the forum surfer is online all the time he/she will eventually find someone that is equally obnoxious,however the forum surfer will never meet a mate in the real world.
Distinguishing Characteristics:
Although highly opinionated the forum surfer is a basket case when it comes to a lengthy debate,he/she would rather say "whatever" or "I know you are but what am I?".You can tell a forum surfer by their signature which shows all the hardware on their PC.