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PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 3:42 pm
by UALOneKPlus
hehe. Ian, buy a cat! :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 5:20 pm
by Ian
We have two of them.. they're lazy and stupid.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:45 pm
by Ian
Guess who's back
Back again
Hamster's back
Tell your friends

Image

PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:38 am
by Spazmogen
Kill it now while you still have the chance.

Just sneak up behind it with a butcher knife...muttering "see how they run, see how they run..."

Do this about 3am. on a night with a full moon.

And never mind that cruelty to animal charge. It will get dropped.

Trust me.

I know of these things.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:33 am
by dolphinius_rex
Spazmogen wrote:Kill it now while you still have the chance.

Just sneak up behind it with a butcher knife...muttering "see how they run, see how they run..."

Do this about 3am. on a night with a full moon.

And never mind that cruelty to animal charge. It will get dropped.

Trust me.

I know of these things.


When did JamieW take over your account? :o

PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:26 am
by Spazmogen
I've been reading Hunter S Thompson books again.

Can you tell?

Besides, JamieW would recommend using a Barrett 50 CAL sniper rifle from about 6" on it.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:51 pm
by JamieW
I've always been a proponent of using the right tool for the job. For the hamster, I'd recommend a mouse gun.

Why you going to spend $5 to kill a $3 hamster? Might as well buy another hamster and have a hamster fight.

Idea:

Ian, you should buy another hamster and have a hamster fight.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:53 pm
by Ian
The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:00 pm
by Spazmogen
Ian wrote:The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.


I shudder to think what's going to get posted next :o

PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 12:06 am
by CowboySlim
I'd get some ExLax and lace his food with it. Then you'll be able to smell him out. And when he stops to crap, grab him.

Slim

PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:51 am
by bill
Ian wrote:The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.
:lol:



They must have been married...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 14, 2005 11:41 am
by LoneWolf
Spazmogen wrote:
Ian wrote:The two hamsters I had a few years ago used to fight.. probably because one tried to hump the other.


I shudder to think what's going to get posted next :o


Eewwww....No hamster pr0n, guys.... :o

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:21 pm
by Ian
Sad news...

The hamster died over the weekend. He was a bit out of it on Friday and was wandering around his tank. By Saturday night, he had passed on to hamster heaven.

My son has recently shown an interest in the hamster and hasn't noticed yet that he isn't in his tank anymore. Now I have to either get another hamster or come up with some story as to what happend to him.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:32 pm
by Wesociety
Sorry to hear the little furball passed away.

This thread is hilarious. Numerous laughs during the read through.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:19 pm
by CowboySlim
My pet suggestion is obvious.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 7:47 am
by RJW
Well let's lower the level even more then.

Rude hamster looking for love. :o . Not for the faint hearted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRqGbSfWjqA