Why thank you, sir. It is good to be back. When I finally get my ass up to Wisconsin, I'm going to scratch all of Ian's Culture Club albums for that. You hear me, Ian?! ALL OF THEM!
BTW, that trip is looking more and more likely. I need to head to Chicago to see my Grandma before she kicks it. So unless you are going to lend me a car for a day, I'm going to need to rent one to head down there, too.
Who here thinks Ian should lend me his car for a day?
A man has been charged after allegedly punching a 73-year-old woman in the face, breaking her nose and stabbing her in the arm with a corkscrew before hitting a second woman with a bottle at a wedding reception in the Whitsunday Islands.