I'm 60% serious.
Jamie(W is optional) is an awesome name. I'm like a non-nomadic Kane with a bad attitude and a penchant for harsh language. Great legacy. Plus, since I don't want kids and therefore won't have kids, any child name after me gets a substantial portion of my estate.
Thulsa Doom. IT IS A GREAT NAME. "Hey, I'm going to go pick a fight with that kid!" "You're going to fight THULSA DOOM!?!?!" "On second thought...nevermind." Need I say more?
Sue. If you don't know why this is a great name....
A man has been charged after allegedly punching a 73-year-old woman in the face, breaking her nose and stabbing her in the arm with a corkscrew before hitting a second woman with a bottle at a wedding reception in the Whitsunday Islands.