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Postby aviationwiz on Tue Aug 24, 2004 6:46 pm

The funniest thing I have seen all year:
http://adequacy.org/public/stories/2001 ... .2147.html
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Postby dhc014 on Tue Aug 24, 2004 6:47 pm

Within the top thirty funniest things I saw three years ago.
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Postby pranav81 on Wed Aug 25, 2004 8:47 am

That sure is funny. :)


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Postby Boba_Fett on Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:26 pm

Good Lord... I must have skipped this over when I first read it. What kind of idiotic moron parent would write this:

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites.

Even better:

Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

There you have it folks, AMD is the source and cause for malcontent/anti-social behavior. I am so glad I have never met one of these dumbass parents...
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Postby LoneWolf on Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:38 am

@Boba Fett,

This was my reaction too until I read a little longer and looked at the site hosting it and decided it looked very much like satire...I think it was done somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
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Postby Boba_Fett on Fri Aug 27, 2004 1:43 pm

LoneWolf wrote:@Boba Fett,

This was my reaction too until I read a little longer and looked at the site hosting it and decided it looked very much like satire...I think it was done somewhat tongue-in-cheek.


Yeah, you're probably right. I don't think any sane parent could be this retarded :wink:
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