by jase on Thu Jun 17, 2004 9:19 pm
disc maker: aha, I'll be able to use up that old unstable 1x dye I have in the cellar on these new 8x TY discs, mwah hah hah.
Datawrite/e-net UK: excellent, another money making scam. We buy the discs in at $0.10 each, and sell as the real deal.
<customers get skanked>
Customers: TY discs are shyte
Jase: No you idiot, it's shysters in the industry
Customers: Nah, Jase doesn't know what he's talking about, e-net are a bunch of angels giving us these cheap discs.
dvd-recordable.org: World Exclusive: TY shifting reject media out the back door
Customers: Aha! See, go out and buy Rytek (sic). There gr8 init m8
Jase: <sigh>
Datawrite/e-net: Excellent, the plan worked. Now if we can just get the price of Ritek up to ridiculous levels, oh and get those reject Riteks shifted...
Ritek: Yeah Mr Rasul we'll knock off a load of rejects for ya no problem
<Customers get skanked again>
Jase: See?
<Sheep-like customers>: Ah shut up. Rytek rule, just a bad batch that's all. The first five discs on the spool were fine so it can't be e-net's fault. TY sux0rz...
Jase: What's the matter with you lot? Can't you see what's going on? BTW BrandX media are selling Sony discs for 2p each, bargain...
Customers: No, they don't have Datawrite writen on them, and besides my m8 bought a couple of BrandX discs in 1982 and they don't read anymore so they must be crap even at 2p each.
disc maker: Oh, and I have these fake Ritek media for you, real good quality like...
... and so it continues.