If you are not spiritual, Jesus will share a beer and pleasant existential banter.
What's with this guy?
I located that quote from the Bathe with Jesus section of his site.
I tried a whois query, but it returned an error
Ummm. Jesus is not my type. (I thought I'd better say that up front).
Could it get worse?
YES IT CAN ! Jesus merchandise.
AND THE PERSONAL LUBE.
It just sends a shiver up my spine.