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Postby Spazmogen on Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:34 pm

I saw it HERE.
The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker
The one being hacked is known as Elch.


QUOTE
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.


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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.


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* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall



He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.


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<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look



In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?


QUOTE
<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone



Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.


QUOTE
<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too



Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?


QUOTE
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH



The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.


QUOTE
<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent



Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?


QUOTE
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Notice: We are well completely aware that maybe bitchchecker was just playing a game with us. He also claimed to have german as his major field of study.

QUOTE
<bitchchecker> shut up man i have advanced german



Added by the translator: I completely forgot the last notice - sorry. His german is about as bad as my translation of it (this was intended). Notice that the german expression "Leistungskurs" (the most advanced course you can take in the kind of school that prepares you for university) can not really be translated into english. I tried with "advanced" and "major field of study", hope it fits.


127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.
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Postby MediumRare on Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:03 pm

:D :D :roll: #-o :lol:

What a dolt!

I wonder if this is real, though. The "original" links in your source are all "under construction". This sounds a bit like the bogus Stella Liebeck awards.

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Postby Ian on Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:20 pm

This reminds me of the good old days on irc.. talking smack.. banning idiots. All I do these days is idle.
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Postby Spazmogen on Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:23 pm

I'm thinking this is real.

Truth is usualy stranger than fiction.

I GOOGLED the name too. Lots of people talking about this one.

What's this mean?
[Metanot] firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
[He] Bitch give yourself a jackson...


I've never heard that one before.

I just learned what a "Dirty Sanchez" was about 2 weeks ago, so I'm feeling a little old.
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Postby LoneWolf on Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:57 pm

Ian wrote:This reminds me of the good old days on irc.. talking smack.. banning idiots. All I do these days is idle.


It also reminds me of the even earlier days of BBS-es...

Hey dude, press Alt+H for higher access! ;)

Or IRC for newbies...Hey, hit Alt+F4 for ops!

Man, I miss WinNuke as well. Anybody annoyed you on IRC, you just did a /dns on them, got their IP, ran it, they were gone until they rebooted their machine...usually gave you ten minutes of peace while they figured out WTH was going on. Or a good tsunami flood. Of course, IRC became a lot more flood-proof as time went on, and Microsoft fixed the nuke bug in Windows.

I haven't been on IRC in a year now. In the years I was on it, it went from some great people to a few good people crowded by a lot of flippin' idiots.
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Postby Alejandra on Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:48 pm

LoneWolf wrote:Or IRC for newbies...Hey, hit Alt+F4 for ops!


Yeah!, also whe anybody asks how to exit I answered, I dunno, I'm here about a week and couldn't take my self out. :D :D :D
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Postby socheat on Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:16 pm

LoneWolf wrote: WinNuke as well. Anybody annoyed you on IRC, you just did a /dns on them, got their IP, ran it, they were gone until they rebooted their machine...usually gave you ten minutes of peace while they figured out WTH was going on. Or a good tsunami flood. Of course, IRC became a lot more flood-proof as time went on, and Microsoft fixed the nuke bug in Windows.


Tsunami flood... man, that takes me back. :D
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Postby burninfool on Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:10 pm

Don't these juvenile hackers have anything better to do?!
It reminds me of the old CB days when people would get in a fight over the air and one would claim to "T Hunt" the other.
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Postby hoxlund on Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:49 am

wow, ive ran into a few of these kind of people in online gaming

but I was the one doin the hackin in the games, and no one could stop me

but in all, very good laugh
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Postby socheat on Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:29 am

Just realized something... why 9 chickens Spaz? Why not 4? Or 10? :-s
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Postby aviationwiz on Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:42 am

ROFL! Very good! What a moron. :lol:
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Postby Spazmogen on Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:53 pm

Socheat wrote:Just realized something... why 9 chickens Spaz? Why not 4? Or 10? :-s


It just seemed appropriate.
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Postby Ian on Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:51 pm

LoneWolf wrote:Or IRC for newbies...Hey, hit Alt+F4 for ops!


Or when they ask for warez, tell em to go to channel #2,000


Man, I miss WinNuke as well. Anybody annoyed you on IRC, you just did a /dns on them, got their IP, ran it, they were gone until they rebooted their machine...usually gave you ten minutes of peace while they figured out WTH was going on. Or a good tsunami flood. Of course, IRC became a lot more flood-proof as time went on, and Microsoft fixed the nuke bug in Windows.


Yeah, that was before things like network security and firewalls became mainstream. You could say, turn a whole network of computers onto one person and flood them for days on end... not that I ever did that. :wink:
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