Here's a case of fact being better than fiction. The wife and I were watching Clerks 2 today and one of the characters, Elias, states Ian's signature: "God created man, man created transformers, so transformers are like a gift from God". I blurted out, "That's where he got it from!?, meaning Ian's signature statement. The wife was confused so I explained it to her, and her immediate reply was, "Boy, he must be some nerd". Laughing my a** off I drug her back to my office to show her Ian's avatar.
I'm laughing now just thinking about it.
"GOBOTs are the Kmart of Transformers"