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Postby Bhairav on Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:05 am

Apologies if anyone found this offensive:

It was the first day of school and a new student named
Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of
blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" apprised the teacher. Now, who said, "Government of
the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?"

Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed!
Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you
do!"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?"
she demanded.

Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."

Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now, with almost a mob hysteria, teacher said, "You little shit. If
you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy, 2001."

The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!"

Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally someone throws a eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"!

Teacher asked "Who said that?

Pedro: Dick Cheney 2006!
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Postby Ian on Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:40 am

Bwahahahaha.. that was good!
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Postby Bhairav on Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:09 pm

Ian wrote:Bwahahahaha.. that was good!


Hehe.. thought you might like that, seeing your sig ;)
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Postby aviationwiz on Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:20 pm

Awesome!
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Postby bill on Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:24 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good, two thumbs up for that one!!
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Postby CowboySlim on Sat Apr 08, 2006 12:05 am

Hey, what kind of political non-correctness is that?

My son-in-law is half Mexican, so my grandaughter is one quarter.

Didn't you notice?

Don't you remember the song "El Paso"?
"...I fell in love with a Mexican girl...."?

Well, I did!

Or the Jimmy Buffet song: ".... a Mexican cutie..." Right, Spaz?

Well, I got one!

:P

:D

Just spoofin' ya!

But she really is part Mexican!

She's got blond hair, but her neck will never be the color of mine.

RED!

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Postby bill on Sun Apr 09, 2006 10:10 pm

CowboySlim wrote:Hey, what kind of political non-correctness is that?

My son-in-law is half Mexican, so my grandaughter is one quarter.

Didn't you notice?

Don't you remember the song "El Paso"?
"...I fell in love with a Mexican girl...."?

Well, I did!

Or the Jimmy Buffet song: ".... a Mexican cutie..." Right, Spaz?

Well, I got one!

:P

:D

Just spoofin' ya!

But she really is part Mexican!

She's got blond hair, but her neck will never be the color of mine.

RED!

Slim


LOL, you are certifiable my friend :wink: .

Bhairav's joke reminded me of all the Little Johny stories, here's one-

A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador Retriever. When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog was walking so gingerly. Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine you have there son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you tied that rope around his neck."

"Yeah," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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Postby TheWizard on Mon Apr 10, 2006 2:02 am

Hahaha, very good! Being a New York Mets fan, this was doubly funny. :)
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Postby bill on Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:32 pm

TheWizard wrote:Hahaha, very good! Being a New York Mets fan, this was doubly funny. :)



Ohhh, so your the one. :-^
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Postby bill on Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:48 am

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