CowboySlim wrote:I'm not going to lunch with that jerk, Veff.
As a homeowner of 38 years, he would drive me nuts with questions like:
How do I fix a leaky roof?
How do I fix shorting electrical wires?
How do I fix a broken window?
How do I fix a sticking door?
How do I fix a furnace that doesn't turn off?
How do I fix an air conditioner that doesn't start up?
Who said I wanted to go to lunch with YOU?
By the way, you forgot a bunch of threads...
Seriously though, in the last 6 months at least, I think I have posted only about the chimney / roof leak (with respect to the house).
Oops I forgot I asked about installing a new door.
Speaking of rain, it has been raining all morning, so here we go again.
Expect more replies to that infamous thread.
All kidding aside, for a few seconds, I guess I respect the opinions of those who know more about it than a first time jerky homeowner like myself.
I'll see you at the OK Corral at sundown for a showdown.
Annoying, dripping wet, boring, jerky (couldn't forget to include that one) VEFF.
PS1: I won't hold it against you if you choose not to read my chimney / roof leak thread.
PS2: I'm off to cry now that my delicate sensibilities have been hurt.
PS3: Thanks for the laugh. I know how to laugh at myself (like everyone else is doing right now).
Honestly, I has been waiting for someone to give me a hard time (in jest perhaps, or not) about my HO threads.
Well, I am off to play poker (no money tournament for a chance to play on TV against celebs). Wish me luck! (I doubt I'll win, but it is fun).