Carlos has too much funny material, I'm having a hard time recounting all the great stuff! I love Carlos and I love his show! If you haven't yet, watch his Comedy Central Presents episode or his HBO Comedy Half Hour special. Excellent all around!
Laughs per episode: Carlos tops Chappelle.
Mencia also has a serious side to him (i.e. his "everyone should lighten up and laugh" side). Chappelle's all about the crack and marijuana.
No, I like women.