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Postby aviationwiz on Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:19 pm

At 70 degrees:

Texans turn on heat and unpack thermal underwear.

Minnesotans tube down the Mississippi River.

At 60 degrees:

North Carolinians try to turn on the heat-- full-blast.

Minnesotans plant gardens.

At 50 degrees:

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Minnesotans sit out in the sun.

At 32 degrees:

Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wooly hats.

Minnesotans throw on flannel shirts and have the last cookout.

At 10 degrees:

People in Miami all die.

Minnesotans lick the runners on their sleds or any nearby flagpole.

At zero:

Californians fly away to Mexico.

Minnesotans get out their winter coats.

At 10 below zero:

Hollywood disintegrates.

Minnesota Girl Scouts are selling cookies-- door-to-door.

Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone Winter Survival classes until it gets cold enough.

At 40 below zero:

Mount Saint Helens freezes.

Minnesotans rent some movies.

At 100 below zero:

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

At 200 below zero:

Microbial life no longer survives in dairy products.

Minnesota cows complain about farmers with cold hands.

At 460 degrees below, absolute zero on Kelvin scale:

All atomic motion stops.

Minnesotans say, "Brr! Winter's almost here."

At 500 degrees below zero:

Hell freezes over.

The Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl game.
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Postby MonteLDS on Wed Feb 11, 2004 8:31 pm

Minnesotans can stand the cold, congrats. Well I am in California I can enjoy my nice weather. 60 degree weather. (someone turn the heat up)
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Postby Ian on Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:10 pm

That's funny. I always laugh when it gets about 50 degrees around here. You see all the middle eastern folk bust out their winter coats, hats and gloves. Me... I'm still wearing shorts half the time.
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Re: Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

Postby dodecahedron on Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:22 pm

aviationwiz wrote:At 500 degrees below zero:

Hell freezes over.

The Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl game.

that doesn't bode well for the Minnesota Vikings! :o :lol:
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Re: Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart

Postby aviationwiz on Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:34 pm

dodecahedron wrote:
aviationwiz wrote:At 500 degrees below zero:

Hell freezes over.

The Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl game.

that doesn't bode well for the Minnesota Vikings! :o :lol:


:lol: :lol: The Vikings absolutely suck. Thier worthless. :lol:
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Postby VEFF on Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:48 pm

Nice one!
Thanks aviationwiz.

We hit 49 degrees Fahrenheit here yesterday.
After two weeks of never getting above freezing, it felt nice :)
Right now it is 25; not too bad I suppose.

It is supposed to be 35 tomorrow, then in the lower 40s on Friday and 40 on Saturday, before the bottom drops out on Sunday. which starts off in the upper teens, only for it to fall off even more, as the day goes on.
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Postby burninfool on Wed Feb 11, 2004 11:56 pm

Everytime someone mentions Minnesota I can't help but think of the movie Fargo..."Ya you betcha".

BTW...It got up to 60F today,I was able to take off my parka. :D
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Postby aviationwiz on Thu Feb 12, 2004 12:12 am

burninfool wrote:Everytime someone mentions Minnesota I can't help but think of the movie Fargo..."Ya you betcha".

BTW...It got up to 60F today,I was able to take off my parka. :D


Umm, you do know that Fargo is in North Dakota, right...
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Postby burninfool on Thu Feb 12, 2004 12:29 am

I know Fargo is in N.Dakota(I've been through there on my trip to Canada),in the movie they mention Brainerd.
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