Home News Reviews Forums Shop

Out of Office Replies

General discussion. Come introduce yourself. Talk about whataver you want!

Out of Office Replies

Postby smartin4 on Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:57 am

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I
fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of
the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's having my
brain removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you
send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient, and
your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged
$5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and
is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by
your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of
User avatar
CD-RW Player
Posts: 296
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2002 11:24 am
Location: New Jersey

Return to The Beer Garden

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

All Content is Copyright (c) 2001-2016 CDRLabs Inc.