Maybe this belongs in the beer garden. Saw this on an eBay listing for a CD-R with LP combo...
BEWARE............BEWARE............BEWARE............BEWARE........
LET IT BE KNOWN THAT SINCE I PURCHASE THESE CD'S FROM AROUND THE WORLD...ESTATE SALES...AUCTIONS...RECORD FAIRS..AND YES EVEN E-BAY.....I WILL NOT REFUND MONEY FOR ANY CD'S THAT ARE PURCHASED.....HERE IS WHY.. .......IN THE LAST MONTH I HAVE SOLD THE EXACT SAME CD'S TO VARIOUS PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD......I GET EXCELLENT RESPONSES FROM MANY..JUST SEE MY 100% FEED BACK SCORE.....HOWEVER SOME UNRIGHTEOUS BUYERS.....DECIETFUL BUYERS....PURCHASE THE SAME EXACT CD'S....BURN THEM AND MAKE AN ILLEGAL COPY OF THE CD FOR THEMSELVES.....THEN STATE THAT THE QUALITY OF THE CD WAS NO GOOD.....AND DEMAND A REFUND......SURE THEY SEND THE ITEM BACK...I LISTEN TO IT ...AND THERE IS ABSOLUTLY NOTHING WRONG WITH THE CD.....SO NOW THESE UNRIGHTEOUS BUYERS HAVE A PERFECT COPY OF THE CD THEY PURCHASED FROM ME.....AND I HAVE TO REFUND THEIR MONEY.....SO THEY ACTUALLY GET MY ITEM FOR FREE.....MYSELF OR MY STAFF LISTEN TO ALL CDS BEFORE THEY GO OUT.....THEY WILL NOT GO OUT UNLESS THEY MEET THE STRICT QUALITY SOUND GRADING STANDARDS OF ...VG.++ TO MINT .....NOW PLEASE PAY CLOSE ATTENTION HERE....IF THERE ARE NO DEFECTS WHEN IT IS SENT OUT THERE CAN BE NO DEFECTS AFTER YOU RECEIVE IT..UNLESS IT WAS DAMAGED IN SHIPPING THEN YOU GET A POSTAL REFUND BECAUSE ALL ITEMS ARE INSURED...SO DON'T EVEN TRY SAYING THAT THERE WAS A DEFECTIVE CD...ALSO BE ADVISED...THAT I HAVE PURCHASED A NEW STATE OF THE ART NEXT GENERATION ........................................................
...................................' SEEING EYE TECHNOLOGY ' ...................................... A NEW WAY FOR CD SELLERS TO EMBED THE CD'S THAT THEY SELL WITH A VERY THIN INVISABLE LAYER RECOGNITION DETECTOR.....WHAT THIS TECHNOLOGY PROVIDES IS A WAY FOR THE SELLER TO EMBED ALL THE CDS THAT THEY SELL WITH THIS MINUTLY TINY THIN EMBED LAYER ...NO BIGGER THAN A PIN HEAD....AND IF THE BUYER /PURCHASER OF THAT CD.....BURNS A COPY FOR THEMSELVES AND THEN SAYS THE CD WAS DEFECTIVE AND SENDS IT BACK FOR A REFUND....THE SEEING EYE TECHNOLOGY ....ALLOWS THE SELLER OF THE CD...ONCE IT IS RETURNED...TO KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN BURNED.... AND IF THAT HAPPENS WITH MY CD'S AND YOU SEND THEM BACK AND ASK FOR A REFUND....WELL....SINCE YOU BROKE A FEDERAL LAW OF MUSIC PIRACY.....I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES ...AND E-BAY.....AND I WILL HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROVE IT SHOULD YOU BE FOOLISH ENOUGHT TO SEND IT BACK TO ME.....AFTER YOU BURNED IT
I highly doubt this is true!
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