The Silver Surfer Needs Some Pants

[Ian]

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31303

Earlier this afternoon, a reader sent in an image highlighting what he claimed was the Silver Surfer's chromy nut sack. He said this screen grab came from the currently posted trailer for FANTASTIC FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER.

Initially, I had my doubts -- who wouldn't? It HAD to be fake. I mean, the notion of Surfer cruising around with his metallic junk swinging in the wind just didn't make a whole lot of sense.

Finally, curiosity got the best of me (it wasn't the homo-erotic kind of curiosity...not that there's anything wrong with that), so I jumped to the QuickTime HD version of the trailer and started frame-by-framing through the scene in question.

And, sure enough, there it was...the Silver Surfer's shiny package!

I can't wait for the parent groups to get wind of this one.

[smartin4]

I can't wait for the parent groups to get wind of this one.

You know it will happen too. Brent Bozo or one of those other douchewads will say that Hollywood in undermining our culture and warping children's minds due to that one still frame. A shot that nobody would have known about if it wasn't for some bored nerd that had to find that shot in the first place.

[ItalianJob]

Robin too...

[Ian]

Scary.. an anorexic Robin with a sock in his tights and a flat chested Raven.

[ruderacer]

Could be what he had for lunch!

[Justin42]

Scary.. an anorexic Robin with a sock in his tights and a flat chested Raven.

Cut him some slack, it looks like it's the closest he's been to a girl in years.

[Wesociety]

SilverSurfWhore, coming soon to an HD DVD near you!