Thanks, IAN, I'll let it go.
But there are some great free, AMIR & NMIR, things also.
NSW Premier 2006 (includes Ghost 10.0), MIR
FAX Modem, after Easy Rebate, NMIR.
I already have the Norton System Works from Fry's @ $0 with all rebates fulfilled,
but I think I'll get the Modem just to have a spare.