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Postby MonteLDS on Fri Dec 26, 2003 9:16 pm

So here is the idea, I am not sure if this is going be a lot of fun or a horrible mistake.. But anyways I'll start the story and the next person picks up on it.. I am sure some of you people played this kind of game as a kid around a camp fire...
One Rule is you have to keep it technology based... so here we go 8)

Once Upon a Time, In a land so so 0110011001100001011100100010000001100001011101110110000101111001 their was a little digital Boy named 010010010110000101101110. Ian was so obsessive about optical storage that he made his own website called CDRLabs.......
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Postby NoSmartz on Fri Dec 26, 2003 10:09 pm

When he started CDRLabs,his intention was to help the helpless and educate the the world on the proper use of optical storage technology so it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands.What he didn't anticipate was the wild ride ahead of him.
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Postby Turkeyscore.com on Fri Dec 26, 2003 10:16 pm

Code: Select all
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(At first, Our hero encountered no opposition, but soon...)
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Postby NoSmartz on Fri Dec 26, 2003 10:19 pm

Problems began to arise in a far northern outpost only known as 0101010101 MINNESOTA!!!!!
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Postby integspec on Fri Dec 26, 2003 11:37 pm

People were paying more attention to sheep than Optical Drives. So our hero Ian has a problem...

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(Am I playing it right?)
Stone walls do not a prison make,
Nor iron bars a cage;
Minds innocent and quiet take
That for an hermitage;
If I have freedom in my love,
And in my soul am free,
Angels alone that soar above
Enjoy such liberty. - Richard Lovelace
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Postby F1Pilot on Fri Dec 26, 2003 11:59 pm

...how, oh how was he to mount an optical drive onto a sheep?

(hey, integspec started it) :P
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Postby NoSmartz on Sat Dec 27, 2003 12:12 am

For in Minnesota it is forbidden to mount anything onto a sheep.So the dilemma was to break the law or to bring "The Moderators" in for help.Even though "The Moderators" were a secretive bunch,he knew they would have the answer.
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Postby integspec on Sat Dec 27, 2003 12:35 am

The Angel said "It was not meant to offend the Minnesotans" and our Hero smiled... but the question remained, Has the Moderators returned from their "What happened to all the DotComs?" quest??

(Guys, really didn't mean to offend anyone!)
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Nor iron bars a cage;
Minds innocent and quiet take
That for an hermitage;
If I have freedom in my love,
And in my soul am free,
Angels alone that soar above
Enjoy such liberty. - Richard Lovelace
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Postby TheWizard on Sat Dec 27, 2003 1:08 am

A quest that was filled with precariousness and treachery. Angry DotNets and grotesque DotOrgs battled the Moderators for supremacy, yet the Moderators stood firm with Swords of Silence and Spells of Deletion.
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Postby NoSmartz on Sat Dec 27, 2003 1:22 am

With the Swords of Silence swinging and the Spells of Deletion cast,the fight raged on.As the battle hung in the balance,other Moderators from far away were brought in to help.Cfitz brought his skill in Mechanics and Technology of Optical Drives while Dodecahedron brought in his Mathmatical skill.But alas,their skills were no match.They summoned the big gun,CowboySlim and his skill in Thermal Dynamics.It would surely help in the northern tundra of Minnesota.
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Postby MonteLDS on Sat Dec 27, 2003 1:27 am

..sadly the Moderators were over thrown by a sheep named Dolly! A Clone a clone people were yelling. Some said OEM, OEM, i tell ya! Sadly Dolly Died ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/2764039.stm ) on valentine day. So Ian took over and formated the .net's and the .org's from their yelling.. and what do you know, the people stopped yelling...
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Postby F1Pilot on Sat Dec 27, 2003 2:02 am

...then Gary Coleman walked in with a pink Kimchi Transformer costume which was actually a DVD duplicator case with a CDRLabs logo on it. (it's after midnight here :o )

Happy Kwanzaa, everyone!
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Postby Turkeyscore.com on Sat Dec 27, 2003 2:17 am

Our Hero Woke up with a start, got up, and...

(Kwanzaa? Educate me.)
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Postby MonteLDS on Sat Dec 27, 2003 5:42 am

..started to study a new optical storage known as dual layer DVD+R to his surprise, Ian found out...

(Kwanzaa is an African holiday.. don't know too much about it, since we only talked about it in the 5th or 6th gade *age 11* http://www.officialkwanzaawebsite.org/ )
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Postby integspec on Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:30 am

The whole universe is sunk in darkness... The electricity dept. has misreably failed everyone. He wondered calling the MORDORators would be of any help...
Stone walls do not a prison make,
Nor iron bars a cage;
Minds innocent and quiet take
That for an hermitage;
If I have freedom in my love,
And in my soul am free,
Angels alone that soar above
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Postby CDRecorder on Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:35 am

As he waited for the MORDORators, he suddenly noticed that several orcs with C2 weapons were prowling around his house...
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Postby NoSmartz on Sat Dec 27, 2003 10:55 am

so he lept up from his broken footed computer chair and ran to the kitchen to look for a weapon.As he looked,an orc came crashing through the kitchen window with C2 in hand.As the orc lay there on the kitchen floor stunned from the fall,Ian took his flashlight and proceeded to pummel him without prejudice whilst screaming the phrase.......
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Postby F1Pilot on Sat Dec 27, 2003 12:23 pm

"BOOOYAAAAAH!!!!!!" Ian then drove his trusty landspeeder to F1Pilot's place where he proceeded to rip out the A05 from the glowing server box. With a large vein popping up side his head, Ian screamed, "MULTIFORMAT! MULTIFORMAT! READ THE REVIEWS! DON'T YOU PEOPLE DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN POST IN THE FORUM ABOUT BEER???!!!!!!!"
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Postby NoSmartz on Sun Dec 28, 2003 1:04 am

What Ian didn't know was that the Moderators were alerted ahead of time to his wherabouts.They heard every word he screamed and were quite shocked.They all decided to have Ian commited to a secret place in Redmond Washington for "Retraining".He knew little of what was about to happen.
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