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Postby jase on Tue Jun 01, 2004 1:34 pm

Sorry if this is a wee bit un-PC.... :)

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 German woman.
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.
2 English men and 1 English woman.
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman.
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.
2 American men and 1 American woman.
2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman.
2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman.
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred..........

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in
a menage-a-trois

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and
another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor-store/restaurant/laundry and have got the woman pregnant in order to obtain employees for their store.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because
the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men.

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it
gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey.But
they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun!
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Postby pranav81 on Tue Jun 01, 2004 1:55 pm

That's great. =D>

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Postby XXXXX on Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:45 pm

LMAO....that was very funny!
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Postby evo69 on Tue Jun 01, 2004 6:54 pm

Lol - =D> [-o< =D>
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