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Man Found In WI Basement Covered In BBQ Sauce

Postby Ian on Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:07 am

Why does this stuff always happen in Wisconsin?

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893_ ... vered.html

A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.
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Re: Man Found In WI Basement Covered In BBQ Sauce

Postby SithTracy on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:37 am

Ah heck... the home owners wife and the "barbeque bandit" were probably getting it on and he was trying not to get caught and shot by the husband.
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Re: Man Found In WI Basement Covered In BBQ Sauce

Postby Wesociety on Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:09 pm

Ian, I told you to stay out of people's basements!
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Re: Man Found In WI Basement Covered In BBQ Sauce

Postby Ian on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:24 am

Wesociety wrote:Ian, I told you to stay out of people's basements!


That wasn't me. I use chocolate.
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Re: Man Found In WI Basement Covered In BBQ Sauce

Postby Wesociety on Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:20 pm

Ian wrote:
Wesociety wrote:Ian, I told you to stay out of people's basements!


That wasn't me. I use chocolate.

LMAO!
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Re: Man Found In WI Basement Covered In BBQ Sauce

Postby SithTracy on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:12 pm

Ian wrote:That wasn't me. I use chocolate.


:lol: ... and I use Marshmallow Fluff and strawberry syrup!!! There's nothing like a bleeding Stay Puft marshmallow man making a basement visit! Now that's the way to hide from the government!
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