http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893_ ... vered.html
A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.
"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.
This happened in Wisconsin.
The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.
The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.
He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.
The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.
He now faces burglary charges.
... and I use Marshmallow Fluff and strawberry syrup!!! There's nothing like a bleeding Stay Puft marshmallow man making a basement visit! Now that's the way to hide from the government!