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Postby dodecahedron on Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:53 pm

proof that girls are evil

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Postby aviationwiz on Tue Jul 29, 2003 7:04 pm

The part about money being the root of all evil sounds like my friend wrote.
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Postby CowboySlim on Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:17 pm

I wanted to buy into that hypothsis at first read; however, upon further reflection.............there may be some exceptions. After all, my daughter is in no way the least bit evil, but did she use my money! Now there is her daughter, just one year old and already starting into my money. Good thing that my hat has a 4" brim - plenty to hold on to!
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Postby dodecahedron on Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:31 pm

here's another one along the same lines:

Salary Theorem

everyone knows:
Knowledge is Power
and:
Time is Money
anyone who had studied physics at the most elementary level knows that
Power = Work / Time
and since Knowledge =Power and Time = Money, we get:
Knowledge = Work / Money
from which we can get
Money = Work / Knowledge.
so:
when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, reguardless of the value attributed to Work, even if the value of Work is very small.
on the contraty, when Knowledge goes towards infinity, Money goes towards zero, even if the value of Work is high.

the evident conclusion: the less you know, the more money you difinitely make.

those of you who have had difficulty following this explanation, must be making a lot of money!


this is the fameous Salary Theorem, which establishes that engineers and scientists can never earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen politicians and actors easily make.
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Postby CowboySlim on Tue Jul 29, 2003 9:06 pm

this is the fameous Salary Theorem, which establishes that engineers and scientists can never earn as much money as businessmen, salesmen politicians and actors easily make.


Better than the previous, dode.

However, in the USA, the money/stupidity quotient is an order of magnitude worse than the examples that you cite: we have professional basketball and football players.
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Postby CignaXI on Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:55 am

Thanks for the enlightenment; that was just what I needed. First thing in the morning I’m going to drop out of college and then break with my fiancé. Guess I’ll do better without my engineering carrier and save my money without my girlfriend. :D :D :D
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1st time in this Pub

Postby pcbugfixer on Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:26 am

Well now, with all these dancing bananas, if it didn’t say "Beer Garden" I would have thought this was a fruit and Veggie shop :P
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Postby UALOneKPlus on Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:01 pm

LOL
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Postby Turkeyscore.com on Fri Aug 01, 2003 3:12 am

one I've heard
"Nothing is better than eternal happiness...a ham sandwich is better than nothing, therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness"

Or the Monty Python witch part of Holy Grail....
''so if she weighs the same as a duck....she's made out of wood?"
"and therefore"
"uhhh....A witch?"
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As to the question of proof

Postby pcbugfixer on Fri Aug 01, 2003 4:04 am

"There is no harm in asking, I'm only concerned with "what you will do' with my answer." :evil:
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Re: 1st time in this Pub

Postby CowboySlim on Fri Aug 01, 2003 3:00 pm

pcbugfixer wrote:Well now, with all these dancing bananas, if it didn’t say "Beer Garden" I would have thought this was a fruit and VeggieMITE shop :P


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Postby CignaXI on Sat Aug 02, 2003 2:12 am

Hey CowboySlim do you find my bananas offending? I was considering taking them out of my sig thinking that maybe some didn't find this funny or offending. I ask you due to your sig.

PS: Sorry if this a little off topic.
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More Hardware Stores needed

Postby pcbugfixer on Sat Aug 02, 2003 2:42 am

And here I thought that when you needed a screw, you got that at the Hardware Store :oops:

And for the other thing, use a bucket of water that normally gets them apart. :evil:
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